Andy Reid should be put in the stockade for having him do that sneak when he already had a bad leg. 

Thank you. White people know exactly what they’re doing when they write these statements. It’s the same shit like when newspapers write “A woman was raped” and not “A man raped a woman”. Passive voice makes it sound like the cops flicked their magic wand and made the shit happen.

First of all, since the fuck when is an open door cause for 5-0 to be all up in yoiur house, peeping in and shooting from outside like they don’t have any goddamn sense?

Sorry to be way off topic, but I was wondering if The Slot still exists, and if so, will it be expanding it’s political coverage to make up for the loss of Splinter?

I miss Splinter too, bud.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

They were also the very last team in the entire NFL to integrate.

I want to know why Ronnie James Dio is trying to choke that nice fellow whose back pocket has eyelashes. 

The Confederate wearer doesn’t even have that excuse - the stars and bars have never meant anything *but* treason in defense of slavery.

Now that Gruden is out and was the only one preventing Haskins from starting, I think it’s a good time to warn him about his upcoming future; 

I am a psychologist. He has clear narcissistic tendencies, and this is a classic narcissistic defense. Your profile of him is accurate - he doesn’t think in terms of right/wrong like normal people. He only registers what is a threat to his ego and what is not a threat to his ego. And he lacks the range of personality…

College is well into my rearview mirror, but I have to imagine my psych professors are excited to have such a textbook definition of a narcissist.

That Trump’s entire public-facing strategy appears to be “take me seriously, but only when it works in my favor; when I stick my head firmly up my fourth point of contact, I was obviously doing satire” would be, in any sane world, as damning an indictment as any Presidency would need to be entirely written off.

The man…

“I know you are, but what am I?”

Also, if they could do it quietly and where I can’t see it!

What they should do is go to police academy, graduate, then shoot all the oil CEOs in their own home while they are eating ice cream, then say they thought it was their home and felt threatened. Then, they would only get 10 year and be out by 5 for good behavior.

What we really need is some kind of regulation or law to punish companies that are essentially acting in bad faith toward the public. If I buy up a chain of grocery stores with the intention of raiding their cash reserves, loading them with my own debt, and then either selling or shutting down what’s left, I should…

Oh lessons were learned alright. That lesson is that you can fuck over the American people and get away with it every time.

PE companies are evil in every way. Even the small deals do terrible things. I’ve seen profitable small businesses closed by “market pressures.”