We need a motherfucking revolution. It’s a matter of time before we either shuffle along after another election is stolen from us, or rise up to purge these fascists from power. March out of your offices the day after the election. Make it to DC if you can. Occupy the mall and show to the nation that we won’t go…

I see you’ve already found this game’s Hot Coffee mod 

A lot of the commenters on the Kinja sites jumped ship after what they did to Splinter and Deadspin. I still come back on occasion, because Jez seems to be the last holdout of politics-adjacent pieces among the sites, and Earther’s still okay. We have a discord you are welcome to join. (I don’t know how to send the…

This is exactly the kind of mental gymnastics these bootlicking morons will employ, assuming they have the awareness to jump ship and acknowledge that their orange Führer did anything wrong in the first place. 

I’m going to smoke a fat J or two in remembrance.

It was. Even if I never got out of the grays, it was a damn good one.

Also disturbing: I learned today that this Kim Gargoyle is a year older than Melania.

If she really wants to focus on doing well in Iowa by cutting staff, she needs to focus on loud auto-playing ads. And stick to sports, obviously. 

You know what would be great? If there was a site like this that was dedicated to sports... but also things that have nothing to do with sports! And one that could let you comment on their articles for sports and not sports. That’s a site I would read every day. Think of how well such a site would do if, you know,…

Fuck the stoolies reveling in this. Fuck Great Hill Partners. And fuck capitalism. Now and forever. 

I’ll second that.

It’s stories like this that make me feel much better about how I’ve been coping with my breakups. Like, I might send a college ex a drunk text, or even a thoughtful handwritten card to an old girlfriend I still like, but even one attempt at contact with someone you’ve slept with regularly but don’t talk to anymore is…

My apologies, I was not implying that you believed that they *should* get off the hook. I was merely trying to make a point that the law isn’t strong enough against both parties (the swatter and the police) when it comes to swatting, particularly when it gets violent or deadly. I think we’re of the same mind on this…

Counterpoint - yes, someone that swats another deserves no leniency from the judicial system, because it is at a minimum reckless endangerment via the police, and there should be a stronger charge than reckless endangerment available to prosecute those who mislead law enforcement in order to harass or harm another,…

Those are all good dogs.

I agree. I equally want them locked up for the rest of their lives, their estates and fortunes liquidated into public coffers, and their legacies forever tainted as traitorous, anti-democratic scum.

Just wait until she hears about Rasputin’s pickled in a jar somewhere.

Yay! You’re still here after the Splintering

It’s not even that much of a stretch to get rid of the imagery and the name. They went by the name “Braves” at one point, and had a logo that looks a lot like a shittier Florida State helmet for a year or two. It’s not like they can’t go back to that if they get the blessing of an indigenous tribe from the Potomac…

How do you write about someone you loved intensely, but didn’t really like?