I liked the part where the cast of Big Bang Theory briefly appeared, only to be fangoriously devoured by Shoggoths.

none of them because fuck this movie

Idea: train former players to be referees. KD would never ever pull this shit on Kevin Garnett

In one year he went from taking a regular season from LeBron and Kyrie, to getting his tooth busted, having his sister die, having his hip join her, getting punked by the Cavs when it mattered, campaigning for Gordon Heyward, being tossed to the curb in Cleveland in what seemed like minutes after Heyward signed,…

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

“Don’t fuck me, daddy”

Make concealed carry by firearm, as in “you have the right to conceal *insert specific serial numbered weapon here* on your person in legally permissible areas”. Then enforce personal liability for what is done with that firearm. That’s what we do with cars, we should consider murder weapons at least as dangerous.

I never had to use it, but I carried a rifle on base for pretty much 7 solid months at a time during my deployment. The amount of official and unofficial grief that falls upon a Marine who loses/damages/negligently discharges a firearm is enough that 200,000 Marines are fairly good about not leaving weapons in the…

We’re not your buddy, guy!

He’s not your friend, buddy!

I’m not your guy, friend.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

Happens with relationships all the time. Things can being going great for so long, but after the fireworks end, you’re left realizing the person you once knew isn’t completely there anymore. You can try to piece things back together, but sometimes it’s best to just part ways.

That’s what she said!

Apparently, Gettleman believes that two in the bush is worth one in the hand.

If you’re insisting we switch the current administration with the Spurs front office...I’m not sure, but I’m listening.

The Spurs run a tighter ship than the Trump White House.

I’m lefty as hell and I’ll say it. HRC is not wrong and shouldn’t apologize for a bunch of backwards ass frightened white people who think they can put the global economy horse back in the barn. Just like no one should give a pass to idealists who think it’s okay to cling to their ‘better-than-you” ideals when the…

Yup, going after moderates worked so fucking well in 2016. People like you are so blinded by your narratives that you cant see that you are the problem. Loberal policies are popular. Support them and not in a wishywashy “yeah sure we’ll do that as long as our donors are fine with it” way.

I’m sure both guys would find the title to be absolutely hilarious and totally appropriate.