This is so fucking depressing. I’m pretty sure I’m suffering from climate grief. And I doubt it’ll get better the way this world is going. Lord knows it isn’t doing my liver any favors (at least when I’m out of weed). 

Hey Libby, are we talking strictly about members of the House of Representatives? Because I still feel Joe Manchin is the worst “Democrat” in Congress. 

I’ve said it here before, and I’ll say it again.

It’s the actions of about 100 corporations and the ultra-wealthy that are doing the most damage, but I just don’t see what could be done in 10 years to prevent shit from getting worse than it is already. It’s not like the U.S. military is going to forcefully take over Exxon oil rigs or Shell pipelines and shuttering…

So by that logic, the only way we’re going to get him out of the White House is by force, right? 

I second those feelings of existential dread. It really feels we’re just going to let ourselves ruin this planet and march life into extinction.

As it stands, I think that Trump and his family will be indicted by the state of New York the minute he is no longer in office.

Don’t forget we still have Patton Oswalt too. 

And Jon Stewart. 

Preach! We’re at a Rubicon-crossing moment right now in our country’s history, and are dangerously close to letting a bunch of authoritarian oligarchs and their sychophants run roughshod over our democracy for (at best) a long long time.

So is she an industry plant or what? 

I’m not particularly excited for the blooding years to come. It’s going to take a lifetime of concerted work at best to put down Trump’s radical followers (the fighting itself and the De-Nazification efforts that would need to follow). God help us if the most likely scenarios in this shitty timeline play out. 

I, for one, cannot WAIT until this gets raked by Jason Mantzoukas on “How Did This Get Made” in a year or so. 

This episode was thrilling, but after the initial shock, I thought about what happened. And the more I processed it, the more it pissed me off. 

I fucking hate those fans (and the front office / ownership). I’d gladly take an outspoken black superstar WR and a talented-as-fuck black QB under center over Daniel Jones any day. Haskins to OBJ would’ve been fun as hell. But now we have to deal with Haskins twice a year, and OBJ is glad to be in CLEVELAND now.

As far as Trump is concerned, it’s the one that he isn’t related to that he doesn’t want to fuck.

Come to think of it, didn’t he already pretend to be both at the end of the first Avengers when he was flying into space to stop a nuclear missile?

EDIT: Forgot to include Bezos, Ingraham and Coulter in the notable mentions. 

Even better - if Tony Stark assumes the mantle of the Iron Giant. 

If we’re talking Netflix only, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, and Kimmy Schmitt are all better sitcom options.