HEY! I take umbrage to your slander of French Onion Soup. It does not deserve to be associated with Trump - unlike him, French Onion Soup has good taste and value to society. And there’s no way Trump eats something as healthy as it.

True. But still. It would be nice to give him as little wiggle room as possible. 

A top-10 list of people I would want to see breathe their last breath in person, ranked by degree of schadenfreude/amount of joy received:

I swear, the moment this evil ratfucker dies, I’ll go out of my way to Frankfort to take bloody dumps on his headstone. May this man die, and forever eat shit. 

If the Democrats were smart, they would either invoke the 25th amendment, or go through impeachment proceedings.

I’m sure Eric is just happy to be mentioned by daddy at all. 

I guess if a headless wight was shown emerging from Ned’s tomb in the crypts? And maybe a reaction shot from Arya to convey the recognition / terror that it is actually him?

You forgot the part where Vader, Duffy and Frodo then wake from the Matrix and save Narnia from the Borg. 

Forgot about that. Still though, a child born of Arya-Gendry (assuming Arya lives long enough to birth one) has long-shot odds at succession to the throne, even if Jon and Dany both die over the next few episodes.

And yet I’m still in the grays on this fucking site. Unbelievable. 

Being too stupid and incompetent to commit crimes should not get him off the hook for attempting to commit them. If you attempt to rob a bank with a weapon and fail, you’ll still get time in prison for attempted armed robbery. Whether the crime was successful or not is immaterial.

I don’t think Cat (or Robb) is buried in Winterfell. We could get Headless Ned. Maybe an undead Rickon too. 

Do you think this show has the stones to bring back Sean Bean to play a headless Ned Stark? I could see other deceased Starks coming back as wights, like Jon’s mom, but Ned? 

You’re assuming the rest of the Seven Kingdoms know that (1) Arya Stark is still alive, and (2) Gendry is the true son of Robert Baratheon. As far as I can tell, Davos (and Bran) are the only people that know both right now.

Right? How did no one in the war room question putting all the civilians and unarmed people in the crypts? Did everyone collectively forget what the Night King does when making this plan?? 

Like, for instance, how much more affordable it might be to live at home because the post-recession economy has made the costs of single living prohibitively expensive no matter where you live

I bet their love life is best described as an: IN-ANIMATE SEN-SA-A-TION

Apparently, this dumb.

You know, I read the transcript of what Fucker Carlson said (because, much like with Trump, there isn’t anything gained listening to what stupid trash humans say except a migraine), and I honestly got more “serial killer” vibes than homoerotic ones.

Note how quick billionaires and corporate interests are to pledge monetary support to the reconstruction of this cathedral.