So by that logic, the only way we’re going to get him out of the White House is by force, right? 

As it stands, I think that Trump and his family will be indicted by the state of New York the minute he is no longer in office.

Don’t forget we still have Patton Oswalt too. 

And Jon Stewart. 

Preach! We’re at a Rubicon-crossing moment right now in our country’s history, and are dangerously close to letting a bunch of authoritarian oligarchs and their sychophants run roughshod over our democracy for (at best) a long long time.

So is she an industry plant or what? 

I’m not particularly excited for the blooding years to come. It’s going to take a lifetime of concerted work at best to put down Trump’s radical followers (the fighting itself and the De-Nazification efforts that would need to follow). God help us if the most likely scenarios in this shitty timeline play out. 

I, for one, cannot WAIT until this gets raked by Jason Mantzoukas on “How Did This Get Made” in a year or so. 

This episode was thrilling, but after the initial shock, I thought about what happened. And the more I processed it, the more it pissed me off. 

I fucking hate those fans (and the front office / ownership). I’d gladly take an outspoken black superstar WR and a talented-as-fuck black QB under center over Daniel Jones any day. Haskins to OBJ would’ve been fun as hell. But now we have to deal with Haskins twice a year, and OBJ is glad to be in CLEVELAND now.

As far as Trump is concerned, it’s the one that he isn’t related to that he doesn’t want to fuck.

EDIT: Forgot to include Bezos, Ingraham and Coulter in the notable mentions. 

If we’re talking Netflix only, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, and Kimmy Schmitt are all better sitcom options.

HEY! I take umbrage to your slander of French Onion Soup. It does not deserve to be associated with Trump - unlike him, French Onion Soup has good taste and value to society. And there’s no way Trump eats something as healthy as it.

True. But still. It would be nice to give him as little wiggle room as possible. 

A top-10 list of people I would want to see breathe their last breath in person, ranked by degree of schadenfreude/amount of joy received:

I swear, the moment this evil ratfucker dies, I’ll go out of my way to Frankfort to take bloody dumps on his headstone. May this man die, and forever eat shit. 

If the Democrats were smart, they would either invoke the 25th amendment, or go through impeachment proceedings.

I’m sure Eric is just happy to be mentioned by daddy at all. 

You forgot the part where Vader, Duffy and Frodo then wake from the Matrix and save Narnia from the Borg.