Rake Rortles, perhaps?

Also, why exactly is Florida on the side of states shaded blue in that racist meme? They have a shit ton of guns and uncomfortably relaxed gun laws there. Plus, King’s home state of Iowa is shaded blue too - is that one of the states that he expects will be on the losing side of a civil war? Oh, and the way Wisconsin…

He should’ve known this would happen 

I’m surprised their backs aren’t broken carrying all of that water for Trump. 

Jesus, how many of these lunatics haven’t been uncovered from their ranks? Clearly, cracking down on white supremacists isn’t a priority among law enforcement, as it took some outside group leaking their chat logs for the military to take notice of these neo-Nazis.

Lest we forget, this is the same party that gives zero fucks about environmental conservation. They, and this current administration, couldn’t care less if actual elephants went extinct in the wild, particularly in Africa. I can’t think of another political group less deserving to use an elephant to symbolize its…

But let’s not forget that the same day Trump tweeted about the massacre, he also referred to immigrants as invaders, just like the Christchurch shooter.

Clearly the GOP’s using Beto’s mugshot is an odd coincidence, as they’re just trying to honor the Irish in that tweet by portraying the notable dirty Catholic, potato-lacking, lazy bum drunkard “Sterry O’Type.”

“Great technique. A real tough hog molly. Let’s trade Janoris Jenkins to get him”

On the other hand, this is how Giants fans like myself walked into work Wednesday morning.

It’s been no secret that the Jackson family was fucked up, that Joe inflicted a good deal of trauma on his children, that Michael was a pedophile that committed his crimes in broad daylight, and that most of the Jackson family was willing to go along with it because of the money. The only thing that is different…

The Giants defense is are utter dog shit. FIFY. 

That’s the real takeaway buried in this story. Basically, corruption like this is OK in the eyes of the judicial system so long as it’s an “honest graft.” Which only happens if someone is ridiculously wealthy enough to buy a new dorm hall or athletic facility for some elite university. That’s how fucking high the deck…

I FUCKING HATE BEING RIGHT. I CALLED THIS SHIT ON TOM LEY’S PIECE LAST WEEK. FUCK THIS DUMB INCOMPETENT TEAM. *GUZZLES EVEN MORE BLEACH*

Is it too early to submit my WYTS entry? Will Drew not throw mine in the spam folder in March if I did? I already had 5 pages worth of bullshit this team has put me through before this evening, and I honestly just want to get it on the record before my team’s stupidity triggers a stress-induced aneurysm that fells me…

I second this. What the actual fuck

I really wish Westbrook made this shitheel catch hands. I know he’s above it, because he’s a badass with a heart of gold, but Westbrook has played with a literal dent in his face - he’s tough as fuck. That bootlicking heckler wouldn’t last a minute in a fair fight.

I think we all agree that Trump is neck-and-neck with Andrew Johnson as the worst president ever.

So how long will it be before Trump tries to pardon these rich brats? 

Sounds like this deal got off the ground before crashing and burning minutes after. The folks representing the Jets will say this failure was due to a software issue.