Even if the odds of impeaching Commander Shit-for-Brains are low, there’s no good reason why the Democrats in Congress shouldn’t be beating on his criminality, incompetence, ill-temperament and desire to fuck over the working class in favor of billionaires like a drum between now and November 2020. Will Trump be…

Well, there once was a pink panther that could speak. But he got worse at it over time.

This is a reminder that Tucker Carlson has always been this evil, and that the work he has been doing has always been evil. And that Jon Stewart called out this dick in the bowtie for it way back in 2004.

I pledge to light up a fat bowl of Thin Mints and wolf down a box of Thin Mints in honor of AOC.

They sound more like a trio of friends from The Groundlings who are just dying to tell you about their improv comedy podcast.

The monied interests currently running this country are a cancer to both our society (with its hostility toward democracy) and the world (with its support of industries that are making our planet less capable of supporting life). If either is to survive this century, those interests must be removed before the damage…

The monied interests currently running our country are cancerous, and need to be removed before the damage they inflict, to both our society and to the world they are so happy to desecrate, is irreparable. 

I don’t want to believe this is possible, but we did just let our best defensive player go for nothing. I bet the Giants are going to extend Eli for 5 more years afterwards too. *drinks bleach*

It’s puzzling that they’re not going for the jugular. We shouldn’t be giving those ratfuckers an inch of breathing room. 

+1 Pequod

You are far too rational and nuanced for these forums, friend. Well stated. 

It’s super effective vs white supremacists too!

Is there an word that means the opposite of “ellipsism”? Like, a word for a sense of sadness when one realizes they’ll live to see the future? Because I feel sadness knowing that I’ll be in my thirties by the time we know for certain whether or not our planet is utterly fucked due to global warming, and kinda wish I…

Corsi and Jones and Stone are bloated parasites that need to be burnt off the scalp of America with a very large match.

This might be the most feasible means of reconciling this. 

<Mark Walter and Sam Kasten smirk>

Jesus, a graphic content warning would’ve been appreciated.

I’d also add some bullshit questions from Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things?? Let’s Find Out! 

I’d prefer that Pence and the higher ranking sycophants get caught in the gravity of these investigations, and have indictments waiting for them, first. Things will be a lot smoother if the dotard doesn’t have someone in power who can pardon him when this shitstorm finally clears, and we should cover all bases…

Ingraham: YoU’rE tHe ReAl RaCiSt