He should’ve come prepared

Of course they don’t conflict. A gang of Tanqueray and some bubonic chronic go together well like an English muffin and jam.

This is an integral issue that often gets overlooked when we talk about conservation of species. It’s easy to root for the survival of charismatic creatures like sea turtles and orcas. We are familiar and fascinated by these species, and we’re moved when they suffer because of mankind’s disregard for this planet, but…

I could see the Washington Veterans becoming the de-facto team of the nationalist right if the name ever changed to that. And I could totally see Snyder pulling a Jerrah and using such a rebranding to snuff out Kapernick-esque player activism to “respect the troops.” And it would probably go over well for their fans &…

Agreed. Ditto for Dead Poet Society. 

Meet the new boss! Same as the old boss.

I genuinely thought this was an Onion headline.

Ron Howard voice: He was. And still is. 

That, and I’m 95% sure Graham, much like Trump, is a compromised Russian asset. 

It’s close, but it can’t be a proper Trump body double unless it was purchased in rubles

This deserves all the stars

This sounds a lot like a problem my girlfriend’s best friend (let’s call her Betty) has. From what the girlfriend has told me, Betty can’t stand more than a few seconds of intimacy with her dates because it’s too damn painful. She can hold relationships, but it’s a sensitive matter. And this sucks, because Betty’s a…

Genuine question - if Foles won a second Super Bowl & Super Bowl MVP this season, does that make him a lock for the Hall of Fame? And if so, would Eli also be a lock? Both have an assortment of odd NFL records (i.e. Eli once led the league in Q4 comebacks for a season & set a record for most passes completed (106) in…

I think he’ll be a stopgap for a team who doesn’t have anyone better on the roster to compete. I’m guessing he ends up on a short-term deal in either Jacksonville (because Flacco was nothing if not the AFC’s Eli Manning, and Coughlin might see that too), Washington (I’m guessing Alex Smith’s career is over, or Flacco…

Lest we forget, an actual child sex trafficking victim, Cytonia Brown, was sentenced to 51 years for killing the middle-aged creep who bought her. She’s still serving that sentence in Tennessee. Meanwhile, the architects of these evil predatory systems never set one foot in the yard. It makes my blood boil. 

I’m convinced now that Patrick Star would somehow be the smartest person in the room if he worked for our cretin-in-chief. And he’s a fictional anthropomorphic starfish.

Seconded. I’ll fight by that sentiment. 

Embrace it, my dude. There’s a decent chance the Ravens win the AFC North, and the Colts might take the 6-seed from the Steelers. The Wild Card weekend is gonna be fun.

I’m starting to think we should take a page from the yellow-jacket protests and force their hands to do something about this. If Congress won’t heed the warnings of the scientific community and the majority of Americans, maybe they’ll heed those warnings when DC’s streets are filled with pissed-off masses. We have a…

I haven’t played since WotLK days (probably last played circa 2010 at latest). I came back to try Cata on a 1-month free trial. Was fun playing my old main (a night elf hunter I got to level 80), but it just didn’t do it for me.