Dividing by 10 and dividing by 2 is always easiest for me when I’m just looking at one number on a receipt. Move the decimal over (round to make it easy), divide by two, add it to the middle number. 41.67 -> 4.20 -> 2.10 -> 6.30 If you wanna do 20% because the person was awesome, just double the middle number.

I tip a base rate of 20% and then I just double the number in the tens place, then add $1 if the number in the ones place is higher than 3. So On $41.67, you do 4x 2 = $8. That’s a tad less than 20%, technically (my calculator tells me 20% is around $8.33) so if you wanted to round up you could always just add an…

Yeah, did Earn have to hand over the whole 4K?

I’m not talking about you. Look at all the people replying that need the adolescent thrill of mocking someone on a pronunciation. People never fail to fall below my expectations

I finally snapped at my Conservative family and just shouted “What the FUCK are so afraid of?” during one of our rounds of political arguments.

I don’t think I’ve ever shared an article to my Facebook feed this fast in my life

No, I thought it was him singing to Tony Danza

This is a joke right? You totally recorded over that. Please say yes.

The most useless white woman? Every single Jill Stein voter has a lock on that title.

Don’t worry. We’ll just keep it between ourselves.

But the cop might be homophobic.

I would 100% watch The Adventures of Gambi, either as a short-lived spin-off or one-off episode, because he has some serious skillz. Also enjoyed how excited he was to tell Anissa he was working on a costume for her. Guy loves his work!

This is why I’m glad my teachers made me look up all those etymologies back in junior high school and high school. Once you see a few thousand of them over the course of years, you get a feel for pronunciation. I’m grateful for that.

Maybe I’m wrong, but I feel like the ending works because Peele gets to have it both ways. When you first hear the sirens you already *know* what’s coming. You don’t need the movie to tell you how it looks, you already know what would be assumed and what’s gonna happen. So in a way he’s already sort of given you that…

I feel like the fact that we all thought that it was going to end poorly when the cop car pulls up is part of the reason why the movie didn’t need to use the depressing ending. I think the official ending was good because while it scared the audience, it also says, hey it’s not hopeless, although the threat is real. A…

I got one of those from Home Depot ‘cause I get the worst hemorrhoids from just wiping with paper, that 40 bucks changed my life. I don’t get now how we’re a country that just goes around wiping our asses with dry paper, seems like 99 percent of the population is going around with dirty buttholes. It’s for fuckin’…

“and he made some political moves that today would illicit elicit a lot of ire.”

Uh, have you SEEN portland(ia)? They kinda do.

I kind of liked how Jenna and Tracy on 30 Rock referred to themselves as “specials.”

Seriously? Jackie Robinson was a man with talent and drive. That does not mean he was saintly or deserving of hero worship.