King Beauregard checked, and yes, that’s exactly what King Beauregard did.

How’s Canada doing? How’s England? At least with England, the sense I have is it’s less about skin tone and more about whether you’re English.

I appreciate your making an exception in my case! It helps me get why Whole Foods can be worth the hassle.

A legit point.

I say this every week because it keeps being true: “Arrow” and the rest need to watch “Black Lightning” and do what it’s doing.

You think it’s bad when the chickens come home to roost to Trumplings? They bring it on themselves.

Could I ask a question, not to interrogate, but out of curiosity? Why do you shop at Whole Foods? It seems to be worth all the hassle to you, and the times I’ve been there it didn’t do much to overwhelm me, or even regular-whelm me. You’re seeing something I’m not; what is it?

Hey this is refreshing: a blonde white woman who refused to become a Darth Becky, even though doing so would have meant a lucrative career:

A black man is sitting next to Krang from “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” and I bet more people are worried about the black man.

“We don’t trust all of those white people at Cracker Barrel.”

“I clutch my purse every time a white man is walking toward me.”

Awesome post, Panama. You persuaded me that Starbucks as a whole needs to change — not because they’re deliberately about making life hard for people of color, but because they participate in gentrification and that affects people of color negatively. You even offered a reasonable solution: some form of corporate…

... Cobalt Blue, right?

How is this only a B? Within the first three minutes of this episode I felt compelled to tell Queen King Beauregard, “god I forgot how much I love this show”. The karaoke scenes were not only fun, but also felt authentic, like real friends taking a night to just unwind and abandon any sense of shame.

A couple Sheetzes near me have drive-thrus. Drive-thrus, with 24-hour service I might add. I may be simple, to be as charitable as possible, but I can’t help but be delighted that there is a magical oasis that can serve me anything from popcorn chicken to Skoal any time of the day or night, and I don’t even need to…

“But also because Keisha really needed her Hazelnut Mocha Coconutmilk Macchiato today, and now she has to get her fix at Sheetz!”

Just imagine the stuff I don’t share!

Speaking as a white person, I have taken to calling gluten “white people poison” because holy hell. There are some people who legitimately cannot digest gluten, but most gluten fanatics simply like to pretend that their bodies are so exceptional that they require the most specialized of foods. Sorry Trevor or…

It’s probably my favorite PMJ tune.

Personally I like bad song covers that are genuinely inspired. Not sure if we can count on that from Taylor Swift.