We called ‘em “Easter Lilies”. Well, not on all three days of course.

“How do you feel about having to go to the overflow room at church, especially on days like Easter?”

Well now we understand Allison Mack’s secret shame a little better:

Anything that helps you burn more calories than you consume on an ongoing basis, will help you lose weight. A vegetarian diet theoretically could, but the trick is not getting hungry ... and the only way I’ve found to keep my calories way low (~1500 a day) is to go for dense protein sources. A lot of vegetarian foods…

Well, we’ve been through this before: you don’t even know what it’s like to actually have a weight problem, so you are not in a position to offer advice to people who do. Frankly, it’s offensive for you to make like it’s as simple as preparing food ahead of time (which is something I already do).

So it sounds like some people are fooled, and it’s not just Impossible Foods making claims they can’t support. Well, here’s hoping I’ll be one of the lucky ones who is fooled. I still want to go vegetarian, or at least low-meat, once I’m down to a more better weight. (For now, meat is a crucial element in getting…

Yes and no. I walk a ton more than I used to and am much more active, by dint of simply being able to do more and therefore doing it. But every time I sucker myself into anything approaching exercise — like yesterday was a good day for me to attack some small trees by the side of the house that have needed taking down…

Today’s racists really are lazy; they know about three colors and that’s about it. When I was a kid, we’d get up at dawn just to call Bulgarians and Ukranians names as they hauled away the trash. And when we called Belgian women “filthy clog-fuckers”, we took off our hats because we knew enough to show some manners.

Have you considered becoming a The Classifier? You could have a problem with white people in general, sure, but different specific problems for each nationality / background of white people. Where no known stereotypes exist, it would be up to you to create them. You might even get so good at classifying white people…

“I recommend cooking with pants.”

I’m glad we see eye-to-eye on Five Guys (the only chain you mentioned that is in the Cleveland area). I’ve seen a lot of diners that can’t make a good burger, though.

“But hard pressed I’ll take 5 Guys carryout over RR.”

Who makes better burgers? SPILL!

Here’s the recipe; can you adapt it to be lower calorie and still how you like it? The recipe seems to call for a quarter stick of butter per filet, and man, that’s just trouble:

... so I guess McNuggets undercut my argument that no McDonald’s food is actually tasty. Still, for the most part, McDonald’s isn’t that appealing.

And yet, McNuggets are a delicacy that Medieval kings would have fought wars to acquire. I remember when McNuggets were first introduced, and people went fairly apeshit over them because they were really, really tasty. (Yes there was a time before McNuggets.)

This show understands the superhero genre better than any other show out there (except maybe “Supergirl” — MAYBE), and they sure know how to use TV’s episodic format to great effect.

Now you know why they keep Grimace around.

They make a fantastic burger, is the deal. Tell them you DON’T want their signature burger and they’ll bring you one.

We shouldn’t ask what’s in the secret sauce, amirite?