Somewhere In her house, she has a picture of herself that is old and fucked up.

Fillers and botox have gotten very good and very subtle. I don’t mean that in a snarky way. But there isn’t a single person in Hollywood actress over 40 that hasn’t gotten a little of both these days.

“And the very fact that my objection to this is being noted is proof positive that there is an agenda attached to this.”

There’s nothing wrong with being a humanist, but saying you are in response to a question of whether you’re a feminist implies that humanism is an alternative belief system about equality of the sexes, when it has nothing to do with gender.

I can’t tell you the number of times I have grabbed my bottle of builder’s foam when I was reaching for my mousse...

Sorry, and nothing personal, but you are a horrible human being. And I wouldn’t voluntarily expose my children to your ignorance and paranoia.

“why don’t orcs fly”

I’m so much more invested in this than I expected to be.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

I believe her.

Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.

My mom threatened to kill herself when I cut her out. I can relate to the difficulty of dealing with people who are mentally unwell who also happen to be your parent. It’s an absolute nightmare.

Nope, Filial piety always comes first.

Man, I hate it when it sands in the winter, and I have to wait for the roads to be cleared before I can drive. I hate shovelling sand in the driveway, too. THough I love making sandmen, and having sandball fights...

I’m an event planner/designer, and we do some pretty high end stuff. It’s ALWAYS the rich people who steal the most. For example - at a very expensive boutique opening, the wife of the owner of the development took stacks on stacks of our hemstitch napkins from the bar because she thought they were branded from the…

And this:

Oh cum all ye faithful.