THEY AREN’T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE. WHAT EVEN IS THIS.

once the guy at the old magazine shop gave me an emergen-c

I am an assistant and Beyonce was right. Get the fuck out of the shot. She wasn’t doing anything necessary, it’s not like her tit was out.

Hey my cats went to NYU and took law classes! They got purrrfect grades, too.

much lawyer very pencil skirt

You are a marvel. A living embodiment of the triumph of mouth over brain. It’s not every day you encounter someone entirely unfettered by five thousand years of rational human enquiry, but here you are. Impressive work. You’re an inspiration to the witless everywhere.

Excuse me, she took LAW CLASSES ok?

Yeah I eventually looked at this person’s history and this might be the first time she’s been ungreyed on any site, which would explain both the inanity of the discourse and her fierce commitment to continuing it with anyone who will respond to her. Which makes me the idiot for responding in the first place!

I took so many “law classes” in law school. I learned a lot about law in my law classes. So much law!

you can be legally married but no longer in an active relationship, dimwit. divorces take time. how old are you, twelve?

You are the most hilarious person I’ve seen on the internet in weeks. I’m now convinced you are 17 and just cutting class. STAY IN SCHOOL, KID.

California has been a no fault divorce state longer than either Khloe or Lamar have been alive. Family court judges HATE HATE HATE being expected to sort through people’s emotional shit during a divorce. They avoid it like the plague. They don’t fucking care who cheated, courts are not an appropriate venue for meting…

Know the contents of the prenup, do you? Clearly not.

lol what law skewl did u go 2

Well, that’s some bizarrely convoluted and truly nonsensical fantasy logic you’ve got there. My work here is done.

Umm also he O.D.’d at a brothel in Nevada. A brothel.

And like... I am pretty sure she has butt loads more money than Lamar at this point.

Oh, everyone knows she was cheating on him? You understand that he was holed up in an actual whorehouse when this overdose happened, right? I mean, what?

We feel bad for a man who has had a rough life, witnessed far too many loved ones die, and ultimately succumbed to the throes of addiction and depression.

A child who is excited because he was just accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.