I had a 3-carat ring once.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

It’s frustrating seeing videos like these posted for clicks and comments on Jezebel. This video was not made to enlighten the West about acid attacks. It is part of a local campaign to put pressure on government officials to regulate the sale of acids. This is missed by the commenters, who eat this stuff up with a…

They’re not Muslims, you dumb fuck. India is almost 80% Hindu. You’re too stupid to even be a good bigot.

So, if I’m not sufficiently physically attractive, I can’t ask for anything from my potential partner? And if I decline to go along with that, the response isn’t just, “Well, then you might end up staying single...” but, “Yeah, you need to examine your biases...” and perhaps a bit of shaming on top of that?

Are we actually going to start asking men to start questioning their preferences? Because from what I can tell, most of the pressure to do this is put on feminist-leaning women. So far, I’ve been told that it’s not reasonable for me to want a guy who has a job or a college degree or who doesn’t live with his parents,…

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

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It's fairly simple - oil (of any kind) removes stuff - sticky stuff (peanut butter to get gum out of hair, oil removes the sticky residue left from a sales sticker). It's acting like a safe solvent to clean teeth (and tissues). But probably not better or worse than any other method.

My mom tells me all kinds of stories about my Italian grandmother’s beauty secrets. She would rub lemons and olive oil on her hands and elbows to keep them from getting brown and ashy or sun spots.

You lost me at “morning exercise.”

Curious, are you Indian?

Or maybe for if you have any interest in cultures outside your own?

Just to broaden your cultural knowledge.

When I took my daughter for her annual check-up on her 7th birthday the pediatrician — a woman — said “oh she’s got a nice little figure” when she bent over for her scoliosis check and her wee, tiny, little girl hips appeared. My daughter was oblivious but I was floored that the Dr. was unconsciously evaluating my…

“At 8, I had men putting dimes in my hands saying, ‘Call me. It’d be so great to f— when you’re older.’ And just horrible stuff.”

I haven’t been pregnant for well over 10 years, but when I read that her Blizzard wasn’t right, I said, “Ohhhh shit...it’s on,” softly to myself as I felt that food-related pregnancy rage rise once again.

Clearly they made it wrong. A properly made Blizzard should never spill.