hey i live nearby and drive by all the fucking time. i looked at their tuition and it’s $1100 for a 5-day week. goodness...

What a totalitarian moron, lording over a very tiny little kingdom.

The sad part is the sense of inevitability in her path. I’m not trying to be over dramatic, but I see echoes of Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse, etc. She is a gifted actress, but that's so far gone now.

We had an entire table of my wife’s drunken white trash friends from her home town at my wedding. They did the following...

Just smile, congratulate the newlyweds and tell the bride she looks radiant. That’s all you need to do to successfully navigate a wedding.

How is she only 29, though? I feel like she has done at least 60 years time on this earth by now.

In three weeks, I am attending a wedding for the first time and it’s making my social anxiety go wild. I am going to get through it by reminding myself that even if I am the worst wedding guest in history, I will not be Lindsay Lohan as a wedding guest.

Yes because American culture has zero rapes happening.

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

I’d like to remind everyone that this “Christian” who thinks marriage is so sacred she simply cannot issue a license to those heathenous gay people, has been married four times. Four.

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

He also doesn’t seem to entirely grasp how Fish and Chips work.

The most embarrassing thing is that this guy has no fucking clue how bra sizes work. The nasty rest, not surprised, I could have guessed.

That’s what shocks the hell out of me. His friends said he admitted it. DNA/rape kit proves he did it. Victim says he did it. But he says he didn’t, so he must be the trustworthy party here. /s

Nine million dollars says he goes on to have a career as a successful politician.

RAPE. RAPE IS A MISDEMEANOR.

THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

And miss out on the Jackson 5? No thank you.

Every time I read about complications from pregnancy and birth, I become a little terrified for the future, and realize why moms always talk about how hard it was giving birth to us, and what a miracle it is. It’s a miracle that you don’t die! And people mistake that for smugness, but really, I’d be happy as hell too…