Fuck, being denied language is one of the fucking worst things you can do to someone...how can she possibly process anything when she can’t name them...

His infidelity is just the sick cherry on top of a super creepy and sad sundae.

This is horrifying.

No, he didn’t. But Snooki isn’t criticizing Josh Duggar—she’s criticizing Anna Duggar for staying with him after it was revealed that he had an Ashley Madison account, even as she stays with her own husband after it was revealed that he had an Ashley Madison account. Snooki’s husband isn’t being a hypocrite, but she…

That was the smoothest example of a short-attention span transition I’ve ever squirrel.

In fairness to Snooki (yes, I just typed that), if I found out tomorrow that resplendent.husband had an Ashley Madison account, I would still think that Josh Duggar was way more disgusting. For like, all the reasons.

He is to actresses as John Mayer is to pop stars.

Elegantly put.

Rose and weed? Let’s be friends?

Corollary: Can you imagine the companies that would want to advertise on her podcast?

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

Am I the only one that’s been listening to Dan Savage all these years?

Definitely. You are very wise with rose and weed. But seriously I am certain some people are only in relationships so they can have the thrill of the cheat and likewise the thrill of hiding it/getting caught. Because people are dicks.

Only the blondies. Damm, a Blondie sounds good.

Oh, Snooki :(

Why on earth would anyone cheat on Snooki?

What you said just comes across as really condescending and privileged. Not everyone has the time/money/opportunities to advance a career. Most of the time if people are working minimum wage jobs it has nothing to do with a lack of “aspirations” and it really ignorant of you to assume otherwise.

What is wrong with working in retail or hospitality?

It seems unlikely that the Etsy customers buying pink and gold “stay humble, hustle hard” posters

No, this is not a “get off my lawn” comment. It’s just a condescending & douchey one.