True. Just like it took some time to drop that gen y nonsense. Pepsi used to call us Generation Next which, as a teen, I of course thought was awesome. I saw a fb link a couple months ago that advocated separating out the older millennials from the younger ones and calling the 80s babies the Oregon Trail Generation.…

I feel like if you can recognize the sound of a dial-up modem, you’re not a millennial— or at least that’s what I tell myself.

That isn’t Hollywood calling, that’s the Valley calling. Porn capital of the world.

Changed my answer: I WOULD do a porn for $1 million if on top of that they also paid off all my student loans. That would be an acceptable deal.

You are not alone. I am also in the Husband-Does-Random-Chores club. I don’t think he realizes it at all, but it’s still awkward to be like, “Honey, do you think you could stop caulking the shower and maybe just vaccum the living room before your parents arrive for dinner?”

Exactly. He’s doing SOMETHING but not actually helping with the task at hand.

Oh god, I hate how self satisfied he sounded when he said: “I carry ALL the groceries.”

Go to the supermarket and then carry the bags home, you self congratulating twat

‘Women Correcting Grammar And Spelling Because There Is A Generation Of Men Who Don’t Know How’

That’s the dream, right? A man who cooks for you and can’t spell “our” correctly.

SHE unfriended YOU?! Precious, offended snowflake.

Aw, I own a silver-toned kitten ear headband. I got it for $4 on Amazon though. And I'm a married mom who is turning 37 in two days.

I did this recently with some old acquaintances who were talking about the Patrick Kane rape case. I was like, “Uh, if I single, near a hockey star like him, and the moment presented itself, I would have gone home with him. I wouldn’t have expected to get raped”. Someone I don’t really know that well, said, “But…

Yeah, I may put up with it from people I see twice a year at most and am related to. It’s just so not worth it. I will still correct them and insist “I AM STILL MS. MY LAST NAME AND WILL SOON BE Dr. MY LAST NAME” if it comes up because since getting married, it’s been all kinds of “but WHY not” on taking his name but…

No. How fucking dare she imply that these two soldiers, graduates of West Point, an MP and a helicopter pilot, who worked so incredibly hard to even get the chance to attend Ranger school, and then completed it against all odds, how fucking dare she even think they should just shut up and go away and do ladylike…

Nope. I’ve said before that I bet being stupid is amazing. The lack of self awareness and awareness for things around them has to be great. Like if you can live a totally surface life and never really think about things, that’s gotta free up a lot of time dedicated to feeling guilt or sadness. Like you can be stoked…

I’m not trying to be mean, but...

They can keep their penises to themselves. That would be grand.

This is my favorite quote.

thank you for sharing your story.

And just so we are clear - I was more shocked by the global Jez response here of blamelessness. That's just fucking weird.