Let’s Talk About Children in Restaurants

oh, so you DID get my letter.

This gif is making me giggle uncontrollably. Oh Hermione...

“This is the WORST thing that has ever happened to me! I can’t believe no one CARES. And NO I do NOT want to talk about it. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!”

Cady’s tweets remind me of the obnoxiously vague and fatalistic status updates that certain friends post of Facebook and then refuse to explain.

...which may piss me off a little...

LOOK YOU FREAKING DOUCHEBAG - IF you are against it DO NOT USE IT - but denying coverage for everyone else denies THEIR freedoms. YOU STUPID GOD DAMNED PIECE OF SHIT. Jesus. SO fucking stupid.

Dark lipstick is the coolest. Also, that sentence....I’ve read it five times now and I still don’t understand it. Let’s proofread...

It’s bullshit. If Jehovah’s Witnesses can’t lobby for health insurance to not cover blood transfusions because that’s an infringement of their religious freedom, this dude can’t argue that coverage of BC infringes on his religious freedom. It’s also against a lot of religions to blaspheme, does that mean the freedom…

Brace yourself, this story gets even more disgusting. Two of his daughters were 18 and 19 years old when he started this in 2013. That adds an entirely new layer of awfulness to this.

You either pay into a system that provides all recipients with basic, fundamental care even if a man in a funny hat doesn't like it, or you go without insurance. Period. Those are the options, dickbag. And your daughters are going to use contraception anyway. Almost all Catholic women do in their lifetimes. You…

This guy makes it sound like a tsunami of birth control drops on you the second you sign up for health insurance.

Why are the people most determined to reproduce always the last people who should be reproducing?

They misspelled ‘eating’ by a mile.

no.

My gentleman caller (or “boyfriend” as he insists I call him) has a big problem with kids in restaurants. Although he won’t admit it, the presence of children is his benchmark for the quality of any establishment. And he is hyperaware of any child in his general vicinity.

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

this is always my favorite one

This was my favorite of the joke submissions that I saw: