I got nixxed from a bridal party because I'm not 00 the way the other 3 girls are. For the record, I am a size 2. SERIOUSLY THIS HAPPENED. :/

YES! WILL IT FLOAT. this is the most important thing to consider. Serz.

whaaat?

She's hardly some high fashion model (also, maybe this angular look is a little ethnocentric? no?) She poses in Sports Illustrated. Come off it. You people are just jelly because she's a fox AND she's very funny.

if it's not P Terry's, i don't care

heard and seconded - my dog almost runs mah life (no tiny shoes) but no concerts. Doesn't help that he's a herder and would HATE all the people wandering.

Maybe my kitten is broken, but it doesn't sound like that. Or strike fear into my heart.

this!! I have luck in buying nice things for very little, and my husband and i get this all the time.

now, I hear you - I have felt these feelings. But maybe she was picking something up for someone? I dunno. I don't doubt you saw this, but maybe there's an explanation?

I don't really find the sizes at J Crew vanity sized - I wear a 2 petite, and am, 5'1'' and 105#, which seems right to me? I dunno. I think 000 is a little triggering, frankly. But that makes me sadder for me than for the world of sizing.

I hope she sues for ALL the dollars.

This must be if you, like, chew the ends of your fingers off. Not regular nail nibblin'...right?

I knew a girl whose parents met like this:

this made me lol, both when i read the article (i'm a bad person) and at your comment.

fair - I once interviewed for a job with central market, but it was for an exec level position (didn't take it, ultimately), not hourly. But part of their whole thing is that they take care of their peeps. I hope my optimism is warranted.

HEB is actually supposed to be a great company to work for - benefits, good job security, training programs, etc.

there's a bartending charity that does this regularly, though not every shift. it's really great, actually. lots of servers / bartenders in fine dining restos make upwards of 25-30 bucks an hour - so it's great they give back! http://www.thebarmansfund.org/

no way could austin be on the list. we have green things, water things, heathy things, all sorts of nice things. i say this as a transplant from nyc, where i pulled my hair out slowly on the subway pretty much all the time. not literally.

this made me lol until I cried. literally cried laughing. thank you for cooking all these things and eating erasers.