i like you and your wife :)

this made me legit lol.

you are not nice. i bet you are mean and not fun at parties.

you seem fun. i bet you're great to work with.

just a heart for you - you made me lol.

a song i loved with my WHOLE heart.

THANK YOU FOR THIS! <3

yeah, any dog does this. Gross. pit bulls are the worst.

i kind of love them. sometimes you find love in funny places. like with other people. while you're married. whatev. I like em.

he's heavily funded by big dog investors - they'll move the restaurant or open a new one. also, this is part of the issue with renting commercial space...can really screw you in the end.

yep! this is why it's my kind of sport. Sit. Drink. Sun. Water. Yay! You don't even have to catch anything!

this seems great — i have a friend who is a lady auto mechanic and she has really hard time working with the boys. opening her own shop with her own spin on it would be great for her!

i am the silent burrito of my house. dang.

isn't the rule that you aren't an alcoholic until it costs you relationships AND your job? #seeimfine #whatproblem

do girls really talk about this with their fun aunt? i feel like you just...feel it out. come on. no one told me how to ride the magic pony of my shower head.

this made me lol

that's a really good point - like why on earth would someone invest (I do hate that word with clothing purchases...but whatever) in a super spend blazer or whatever when they're going to lose 100#. It's offensive. Some people are actually happy the way they are.

it was more the grape juice part - there's that whole trope about black people and grape soda or whatever. it just made me feel weird.

aziz story = kinda racist?