So I just saw Money Monster (terrible movie, btw) the other day and O’Connell was in it as the gunman. It was the first time I’ve heard of him and he had the worst working class New York accent. He kept on showing his teeth all the time and I was wondering if it was a tick or if he’s just a bad actor? The crew made…

Not surprising. Zach Galifianakis has taken too many breaks from more mainstream comedies for him to stay relevent. There’s Two Ferns, but that’s more for Internet people than the general public.

He looks like a maniacal robotics division executive from the Robocop movie.

Oh, nevermind then.

He has always said bong a lot. (shrug)

Plus Jay-Z pretty much made that song pointless when he said later, “...except for T-Pain, Kayne, et. al.”

You can’t have it both ways, though. You can’t constantly collaborate with someone who’s more talented and relevant than you are and then pretend to not know them outside the studio (to a degree, at least).

I bet they’re so devastated they can’t eat steak anymore.

I only knew about the “feud” between Gaga/Ronson vs. dude from Black Keys who won’t shut up, but is now paid by Vice to not shut up.

For a while I had to have a cheat sheet to determine which person was with which.

Yay! Bartolo in a Jezebel thread! Worlds colliding!

So I just got done watching Stranger Things last week and I was livid about Barb’s fate. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a character who got that major of a raw deal in a very long time. It was pointless, too. They could’ve picked some rando bully and they could’ve made it connect to Nancy and Jonathan somehow.

5 step plan:

#rebelheart

Shout out to the person who said “we can’t tell.” Couldn’t derail the “we know” train, but nice effort.

Pussy Posse 6: The Return of the Gooch

I watched the entire series of Treme and I hated it.

That match will be butt, but at least it’ll give something for Brock Lesnar to do instead of caving in full-time wrestler’s heads.

Don’t get me wrong, Tyra can destory people too if she were so inclined, but Naomi can do it with one look.

I don’t even know her and I’m scared of Naomi Campbell.