If there’s a YouTuber who can do that job, it’s probably her. She has had celebrities on her channel all the time for years, so might as well add on to late-night television. Surprised the Carson Daly show was still on, I remember being an insomniac in college and watching it when it was after Late Night with Conan.

If I had a nickel for all the dudes I see in public patting or grabbing their wife’s or partner’s ass while they’re in the pharmacy checkout or at the damn Redbox...

There was a time when white Christians used to care about this shit, but they’re so hypocritical they’ll ignore anything as long as it’s for the greater good (banning evil Islam, etc.).

Back in high school/college, I was probably one of many teenage assholes in the 90's who felt like it wasn’t fair that gay people couldn’t marry so I was never going to marry.

OH MY GOD, COVER UP THOSE FACES! THESE PEOPLE HAVE LIVES TO LIVE.

The difference? Chastain is talented.

We need to do recaps of this show instead of whatever bullshit the Internet decides is good (but maybe not as good as they think).

The woman beater is a good start.

Dude’s obsession with the n-word has made me more uncomfortable over the years.

Me neither and I jumped out of my seat going “wowowowowowowowowowowowow”

Mine has a silent letter in an otherwise routine word, so people get it right away or they don’t.

I understand people growing tired of the election cycle, but the thing I’m tired about is hearing all these dopes thinking they’re above it all and no one deserves to be president. Even though one is probably the best fit for the role out of literally anyone else.

I think he was good for one show and then repeated the same skits every single time he was on. Like, it wasn’t about being funny anymore, it was more about callbacks, which people seem to love more. There’s that, I guess.

Speaking of voting, I went yesterday and stood in line for an hour and a half (swing state, baby!). Thankfully it didn’t rain. I finally got to the sign in and the woman COULD NOT spell my name right. It’s unique, but it’s only five letters. Everyone next to her was trying to help her and she’s getting mad and…

Probably not the best description, but I do agree with voting for someone who isn’t likeable or cool, but is the most qualified.

Count the number of sad middle-aged white men and you’ll have your answer.

This all seems like Comey coming up with a comeback months after being dissed by Clinton.

Let me guess, he’s this new form of comedian who “tells it like it is?”

“IN THE FUTURE...there will be no more ‘letting shit go’ or ‘keeping it on the down-low.’ We will write essays concerning our decision-making and somehow rope our favorite political candidates as a bonus. Essays. Essays all around, even if no one asked for them. Essays are what smart people do.”

Sheryl Crow wants a shorter campaign cycle and to have some fun, you guys, surely she’s not the only one?