It seems like any team with a solid color, non-grey alternate wear that instead of the typical grey for the playoffs. Unfortunately, the solid blue road uniform is the one with Wahoo all over.

Yep. There’s no half measures in the booty-eating renaissance.

Liar.

I imagine when you’re popular, anyone will find something about your routine funny and completely disregard the rest. Feeding off short Youtube clips instead of learning what the comic is really about.

Will I have a whip, holy water, and those weird boomerang crosses for defense? Asking for a friend.

His slouching is killing me.

“212" was such a good song, too. So much lost potential, or maybe that was her extent. Who knows? But she needs to take a break, yeah.

I always imagined rich people getting in and out of their seats all the time and he just walks over there and sits/stands for a half inning. Or there were empty seats to begin with. I suspect when you’re rich and in the best seats, you can get away with it compared to everyone else.

He’s more concerned with people noticing him rather than watching the game. He does it all the time, depending on the stadium.

Fooled me for a second. I thought they pulled out the shambling remains of Brett Farve on strings until I noticed the jersey number.