Yo no joke the Chrysler 200 has one of the better parallel parking systems out there, if not one of the best

“Even the enlarged speedometer font in the You Shouldn’t Be Driving Anymore Package.”

I’d be the one the alien parents snicker at as I masturbate 5 times a day.

I love how at 0:25 the tugboat looks like a little confused fish bumping into the aquarium wall repeatedly.

So to get the best Tacoma get the one with the CR-V engine? Got it.

“I need to do a number 2 but I only know binary!”

Hey graverobber, make sure to H/T Bring A Trailer just in case, because reasons or whatever.

This car is so sexy I want to text it awkwardly for a few days before driving around with it for like 30 minutes deciding on where to eat and then slowly lose communication with it after dinner until I see it again a few months later when it’s somehow engaged

Really wish you’d stop doing those dumb post titles and weirdshit dialogue in general.

That’s strange, this advertisement is nowhere labeled as an advertisement.

YO DAWG

Kenny fucking powers

Hybrid’s, brought on by the auto companies themselves.

This list is a major FAIL. At least half of the cars on here shouldn’t be, and the omission a vehicle that not only redefined a segment but turned an afterthought into a class leader is a swing and a miss.

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I like this.

I like most of it, rwd, engine in the back but the steering is kinda weird and why only one forward gear ?

I’ve never heard an impression of Mickey Mouse doing an impression of Jerry Seinfeld.

Until now.

My life is complete.