So here’s something interesting for everyone to conjecture about until the cows come home: The aging population of Japan, versus the declining birthrate is getting worse with every passing year. It is quite possible that in 50-100 years, unless drastic steps are taken, that there will such a dearth of young,…

This car is about 4000 dollars overpriced, CP.

I’m going with the Ford Excursion. Last made in 2005, it was the biggest SUV on the market and its end-run coincided with skyrocketing gas prices post-Katrina and also ushered in the era of the small SUV and CUV. Sure, big behemoths are still made, but (to my knowledge) none are as big as this and the popularity has…

The ND Miata, the last car to be reviewed by Top Gear as we knew it.

Ok, I’m sorry, but that just looks like a giant dildo with balls mounted on the top of the car.

Now we just need BMW to develop a system that punches its drivers in the cock or clam when they DON’T use their signals.

Find something it is actually great at... I mean we know it wont be the best car for...anything.

Easy. M3-Amino

Don’t go alone

Gotta be Stella, always ready to roll.

meet in the parking lot of the local police station and have them look and wave at the parking lot camera :D

I think I might have a winner here. Jalopnik, meet Wickett:

This super-clean 2008 Cayman. 38k miles, 5-speed manual, great colour combo, 2 owners and recent tires. And it’s only $27,500.

Rally Fighter!

You missed the best part: "...and you're not going to sacrifice my babies (hugs tiny purse-dog) for some damn bear!".

The Aston Martin DBS.

I like this suggestion; this is Jalopnik, though, so I’ll counter with the SHO in wagon form.

That is a sexy sexy thing. Nice color

Screw the haters, SHO is cool.