@BKKKevin: Been there many times, my SO is from BKK. Would love to see some photos of your home in CM.

This should hinder any thought of masturbation for a man or woman...

I'd sing "Happy Birthday" ten times while washing my hands after that little walk...

I'm sure his conduct will improve in his next job...television evangelist.

Would it be any different if she was holding up a used condom?

Wow, talk about penis envy...!

@Sadie Stein:

I've enjoyed, "I've got a itch I can't scratch." for obvious reasons.

Bieber post-puberty?

While I didn't put this article at the top of my must-read list, I still took a look-see and decided innovative bongs and beer bongs for 2011 would have been much more compelling.

I noticed Sir Alex's breasts were much larger lately; possibly lactating, but wasn't sure, until I saw him pull out the breast pump during the Albion game to stockpile some mama-hootch.

I've always found the back seat of a cop cruiser to be very comfortable and accommodating.

New Year's Eve 2009 was pretty uneventful for me compared to the rest of these accounts...had a few drinks and went to bed around 2am, but heard rumors my right hand had a great time. Too bad I missed the action.

Foreseen

If they don't stack amps to the ceiling they utilize naughty babes to twist and gyrate the thighs for the kiddies.

I didn't know you could see a Volkswagen Beetle descending from 27,000 feet, eat your peanuts, slam your rum and Coke, punch a 15-yr-old and yell, "RED ONE!" all in the same move.

@gary_7vn:

@Dark-koopa: My deck furniture melted and crumbled like dust several summers ago.

@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: I try to keep a nice lawn...

A storm hit us in Phoenix AZ over the weekend. It was terrible, 70 degrees, here's a photo of the damage above.