What about if you teach in Arizona where temperatures reach 15 bazillion degrees Farenhoot? Screw conservative; I'm sticking with comfort and I don't care what the little snotballs think as long as they're not fantasizing about Hot For Teacher.

After suffering the ban hammer and stripping of my star over at Gizmodo, I thought I would come over here and grovel and maybe sling a comment or two. I've always felt a connection here on Jez...but this is making me moist and rather skunky.

That's a heckavulva natch story...

Oh, so now they make this little prick the victim...that's rich. Little wanker got what he deserved.

To this day, I make it a point to challenge bullies wherever and whenever they practice their meek and cowardly acts of juvenalia.

Gives a whole new meaning to "Family Night."

Remember this Giz...you see the same people on the way up that you see on the way down.

An "L" or "U" shaped desk works wonders for me; work on one side, huge Chinese buffet on the other, including carving station with heat lamps for tanning.

Everyone should have a beaver as their BFF.

Just trying to cover all the bases, Hoss...hold your horses.

If you like radio, but hate the yelling commercials? Where do you turn to?

Real men and women drink straight from the bottle!

I hope Mubarak's thugs recall what happened to Sadaam's street thugs after he was overthrown. Casting stones and/or bullets at your neighbors will always come back to haunt (hunt?) you.

Second coming of Christ? I doubt it. Amazing what they can/will do to draw in the tourists.

What about purchasing Apple stock? Any recommendations on that?

Ok, my Dad was in the seat/cab with me, I have pictures to prove it but I won't waste my time on you to show you because you seem to know everything already, especially drinking and wanking with Elks members.

@Wolfstone is informative: I sent a letter to my local city councils suggesting this idea just a few minutes ago.

@juansmith: That's a brill idea! I've opted out at least three times and the yellowed pages still end up on my doorstep which pisses me off to know end. I'm going to suggest it to the city I live in.

On our farm, I was driving a rather large tractor and plowing fields eight hours a day at that age. Also drove the farm pick-up down the road to play with friends and go to the swimming hole.

The first time this concept struck me was watching a Star Wars movie (I don't remember which one) when a young Luke was outside and in the background was several moons in the daytime sky. Kinda got me thinking...how cool is that.