Damn shame...

To be a rock, and not to roll; but a house and a loo is another thing.

Toss the case-he should be a free man. Looking out for the little one is paramount.

@xerdo: [en.wikipedia.org]

@StyxaT: Thanks!

I got a high tech electric football game.

@hawkeye18:

@orionsaint001: Feel free to do mine above, and thanks!

My first electric football game...Dec '69, also got electric MNF (batteries) and board games, Battleship and Risk.

I'm into having a Kinky Christmas...let's go with the half-naked guys!

Is the climber in photo #10 smoking a cig while ascending? Balls. Big balls.

I was counting on it, but I think my right hand has plans to go to a party or something.

I think my swim trunks are wet and I haven't been to the pool in months...this makes me melt like Arizona asphalt.

Looks more like a foot & flannel fetish to me...

My Nook color or iPad.

@crocuta: Nice chee-chees!

@Morning Gloria: Too funny! Thanks for the morning chuckle!

I don't know which is worse...the decision to put these two vipers together on a reality show...or feeling sympathetic Mark Madoff hanged himself with a dog leash.

I've found placing a gun against someone's head and cocking the hammer usually has the desired effect.

What was stopping the students from using her office/desk as a toilet?