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Baseball and soccer? I thought they hit the links up there and partied at the 19th hole afterwards?

I don't know if the staff photo above qualifies as fridge art or dartboard material...wadda ya all think?

@maggeimerc: I like both the Nook and the Nook Color. B&N let me trade in my Nook for a Nook Color and just pay the difference. I like that. All they asked was that I had the receipt.

I'd be willing to bet this guy ends up dead from "natural" causes real soon.

I asked my pet mantis, Dexter, what he thought about this. He said, "I'm heading out for lunch, got some serial bug murderers together for brunch."

Is it me or is Madge starting to store nuts for the winter season in her cheeks?

Smart to stop, no need in damaging the vocal chords trying to sing something they're not ready for. Boyle needs to warm up her voice a bit more before performing.

The Starbucks at the UN is staffed by CIA agents.

I've just consulted with city officials in Boulder, Colorado and they are missing their boulder city mascot.

A man and his tool is a beautiful thing.

I want the BDSM doll!

Ohhh that's the Queen of England...I thought it was Gaga in one of her weird get-ups trying to take over the Middle East.

Just think what Black Friday will be like in 150 years when the economy finally takes an upswing!

-Copious amounts of liquor and a hot vat of oil.

@badmutha: "Never trained in proper Heimlich maneuvers, Cletus, Jr. VI, stood idly by as dad choked to death on a giant strawberry."

I'm a gay male and sub on a regular basis for K-5 in my community.

Church or the grocery store has never looked more appealing...

@snacktastic: Agreed. And most Americans allowed it to happen under their watch by being lulled to sleep with a false sense of security.

I'm unemployed at the moment and would welcome a free grope.