I won't argue which is smarter...I just want to know...

I won't be hating...as long as they use a good lubricant...and finish the job they started.

I would have slapped that weenie into the next car!

I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling all mushy about the soon-to-be Royal wedding. I just don't get the insane attention to this.

I found this skit very funny...kinda the only one in decades, oh wait, shweaty balls was funny, too.

Gold-plated dildos would have been much more appropriate.

Oh shit!

Awwww-w-w-w-w-w, pull at my heartstrings.

I don't trust an ex-Nazi with a $6000 hat.

So, are they saying lesbians don't die?

Make sure you eat plenty of Cheetos...they act as tracer bullets when you vomit.

@CptTripps: Reporting a balmy 80 degrees today, 65 tonight, with not a cloud in the sky. Sucks to be me.

Radcliffe has the ability to get more ass than a toilet seat at Wal-mart...on both sides of the aisle.

Yeah Tina!

@LaComtesse: Snap! +1

Do I detect a bulge down there?

Typical politico wolf, oops wife.

@Settings:

So deceptive. I cry deceptive advertising!

Is that the anal probe in her hand?