@kay17e:

Maybe we should go world coed and put an end to this nonsense.

@notsodarling: But their shoes don't match...

I'm amazed at the waist you could fit a napkin holder around.

@suck_it_monkeys:

WOW! I need to go check the attic. BRB.

Nothing a can of Aqua Net and a lighter can't handle.

Who said women can't kick ass and take names later??

Rupert is one hot, ginger-man.

John McCain doesn't represent his constituency in his home state of Arizona. He is all about power and influence...in Washington...where he spends most of his time

Hopefully they have a floating casino using Ritz crackers for poker chips.

But would the Russkie's hang it on the fridge?

Was this paid for with stimulus money? Stimulated a lot of humor despite the cost.

Dear Mr. Kimmel,

Can you find a less sexy picture next time Brian; I mean really!!

@badhatharry: Snap! +3

Thanks for the link and the controversy. Intense, to say the least.

@TF: Are you kidding? The FBI already wiretaps people who buy cookbooks on Amazon! Where will it stop??

@falkies: Snap! +2

@NMgirl15: Just ask the multitude of female teachers who have had sex with their minor-aged male students in the last couple of decades, and vice-versa.