I'm missing Chang and Kurtsy in my version? WTF??!!

I've got something with lots of protein in it for Sitch.

Woo Flung Poo?

Calling someone or something "gay!" is the new "nigger."

@fridaycat.: Mine ordered a pizza with anchovies.

The only way for Mean Gene to stay in the spotlight these days is to prostitute his family, himself and that lame-0 band of his, KISS, ad nauseate, with him thinking what he says has an impact on society.

A little bit of my childhood died along with Barbara. RIP Barbie.

I've had 5th grade girls make passes at me when I teach on a regular basis!

I wouldn't wish Gretchen Wretch-en on my favorite chancre.

Why does she keep grabbin' her vadge like that???

Conan wants to be every American's bitch. This is the evil formula that makes him funny.

@GiantOctopus:

@DrGonzho: That's Eddie Vedder warming up for a show if I remember correctly, pre-Seattle days of anger rock.

Why is everything the Japanese invent with regard to robots on Gawker "creepy?"

@markmerlot: SNAP! +2

Oxymoron: Military Intelligence

But, did he make the putt?

Here's my little buddy who has taken a licking but kept on ticking for 52 years.

Beats the heck out of a white sheet and two holes cut in it. Hated it!

Why so uptight about bein' nakey? You Americans...j/k.