Paris chews gum??!!?!

But, I don't like banana's...

Love the, "Honey, is that you?" in the background from the wifey.

@Possums:

Yep, the last two links in homomodo are dead.

Beatles catalog has finally been settled. You heard it here first.

Which is worse?

I watched Martha last week and she dedicated a show to cooking great burgers and to those who make them.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1:

Complete crock of shit.

Blockbuster:

I await the episode where Wretchen gets her do!

@DustyButt: Classic!

@WheresWinMo: Depends on the broom you're riding. No star.

Govt:

CODE PINK!

I lost my job working from home because of the jealousy from the other four members on my team.

Iran will take 4 million of these, immediately.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has become a parody of a parody.

So in other words, if aimed at you, you're basically a piece of toast.