Isn't there some one, some where, that can put these fuknuts out of business or send them back to the stone age where they belong?

@Crunch: Wow, you're really a jaded mother-frooger.

Who-o-a cowboys! You keep hittin' the pipe too much you might start believing art is everywhere. And anything.

Les has a tendency to be a drama queen at times. At least he doesn't drink his pee and give himself an enema. Since my kids watched Bear do this, it's all they do all day. Little shits.

@Nick: +2

ER Doc: A light bulb. Patient said it was a real turn-on.

When a piece of decaying wood farts in the forest...will it be a Top 40 hit?

Ingenious!

That's how my hemorrhoids feel on a bad day.

I swear that's the same Playskool Toddler Bong I bought for the nieces and nephews last Christmas!

Paul is dead.

Be wary of any food carts serving new dishes on the street.

@T-reG: I think I just vomited in my mouth at your last statement.

Interesting that the HALO camera operator pans away from the beating, instead it should have zoomed IN on the situation.

@sxpacks: Go to any gay bar on any given day and there are more guys in the ladies room than ladies...or trannies!

You assume he likes gurls.

@Bizdady: Agreed.

How about a quick "toot" on how to remove Gizmodo from facebook?

Rand is a cult mentality.

@infmom: Do you know my ex? LOL