Judging from a look at the front of the mantle piece, this fireplace is probably not used anymore, purely decorative, otherwise, you would see soot and carbon stains from fires.

@Pixelologist, Esq.:

I guess I'm the only one here that thinks this might be a scam.

When does the 15 minutes of fame elapse?

If there was ever a better candidate for castration...I say put his jewels on the chopping block and then feed the remains to him. Let him get his jollies from that...disgusting wretch.

@PoG: This is so ripe for comment, but I just can't bring myself to go there.

@Matat:

@GitEmSteveDave:

@You're Banned:

Applying the KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) strategy to a start-up makes real sense and saves real dollars that can be plowed back into the business.

@Applerain: All you base belong icksnoo!

I see at least one other person shares the same belief and gets it...Isostar13...bravo!

This is totally being taken out of context and is extremely lame.

The luxury wouldn't stop me from pee-ing on the seat.

@Tom133t: That's so they can return with guns and finish the job they started...robbing innocents for chump change. Asshats.

Holy can of whoop-ass, Batman!

It's been a stitch Mark...adios, amigo.

I save all the lint from my clothes dryer and position it around the back yard in various locales and find it later in all sorts of nests. Visualize a birdy down comforter for the little guys.

Can I make edible candypants this way, too?

@FuzzysFriedChicken: