@Mactacular: Wow, too funny!
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@lankysob: Maybe a sushi chef? Or server...
The IKamasutra phone app looks hot!
Just wait until Beebs starts impregnating those 12-year-old gurls...money gone, prison time, butt darts galore.
@uncle_jojo: I want mine in my weenus so I'd have to whip it out in front of the Chinese to verify.
Is a picture worth a thousand words? In this case, about $200 million's worth.
As a young boy, I secretly wanted breasts and to be Rosie the Riveter.
Setting Mass Media aside for a moment...visualize duct tape. And vaseline.
@Squalor: Beats the heck outta corncobs or the Sears catalog/Yellow Pages!
@Midnight_Tengen: I think toilet paper has or we would be using leaves...or worse yet, our hands.
My God you could show outdoor movies on that forehead, but that's why I love thee.
This link is dead in homomodo:
@N@tedog: I tried it (robust) and it tasted like dogshit and treebark, with a tad of flatulence thrown in for taste.
@Ccomfort: I heard those 50-footers prefer cats and most species of ground squirrels & chipmunks (including those three annoying ones who cover other peeps music).
@Ccomfort: Better to take Taco Bell food home and just flush it down right away. I hear it's good for septic takes, kills any and all bacteria.
Is the Lebron James Fathead just that because his head has swelled to gargantuan porportions or his wallet?
@sektor503: Kinda sexy to me...
@Lord_Data: No, it's still a heart attack, less the wheels.