Wow, these guys are pretty thick in the brain.

Every Time I Wipe My Butt, I'll Now Think of Bono.

I think it all looks sorta fugly.

I'd like a nice 777 love pit in my backyard, but I think the neighbors and HOA would be jealous.

@Stevox: Quilted Northern...pffft!

Taken from T-Mobile's web page:

I get wet, albeit...some days just moist...over hobomodo deals...especially the free music.

@Ashwin Mudigonda: I agree totally.

Offer me a drug expense account and Steadman in tow and you got a deal.

I got the thong and promptly placed it over my head and receive over 100 FM channels and some HBO...cool.

Malibu Barbie and Ken are in deep mourning...in their Malibu Hot Tub snacking on their Easy-Bake pot cakes.

@theovercoat: I'm an old butch gay guy, played sports my whole life and get bubbled up with any hint of drama.

@minniebaninnie: A well-placed load of C-4 should do the trick.

So I got my sweetie two different orchids and some roses, two different valentine cards cause I can never sum up my love for him in one, tried to make truffles (totally fucked them up) and then tried chocolate covered strawberries (completely fucked that one up, too).

@hannahanloveyoulongtime: Over my dull skates, honey!!%$#@$

@w33kdays:

@rodmanstreet:

Mac illuminated everyday life to something beyond comprehesion.

I'm sure, maybe someday down the road, we may see another designer as talented as Mac, but I'm skeptical.