@Acolyte: Let me guess...AT&T or a bank call center?

@#c19160375:

Lecherous and exploitative...these girls will grow up to be Tiger Woods' next playmates.

@Dave on bass:

This asshat needs to cut back on his daily crack diet.

@InABook: I've always adored tv bits that show opposites attract. A recent one was of a piglet adopted by a bengal tiger mom. Nestled among her cubs was this little oinker breast-feeding from Mom.

@mirrorghost: Baby bunnies always tug at my heart strings until they eat my garden down to nubs in one night.

@mypsychoticself: If you but me two fur coats I promise to donate one of them.

I'll start collecting all the fur-laden-roadkill I see here in the desert and donate it.

@skygirl: Can I try this in the airplane bathroom next time I fly?

@thisotherguy: LOL, yeah I forgot about that, too. Add a little red food color and you got Mt Shasta.

Cooking fish in the house?

What is it about this story that causes some Jezzies to write poetry? I'm stumped.

@Mireille is German for the Bart, the.:

@1girl: Bears do not use Charmin to wipe their bare butts...they use rabbits and gophers for those cling-ons. Furrrr-tastic!

I love Charmin, but they keep fucking around to be NEW! & IMPROVED!

Bptst pdfls r pst nd dsppntd.

A hussy in a cardboard box...

Pretty sad that the anti's have to use the Super Bowl to further their political & religious agenda.

I saw this on Sesame Street...and now the letter s!