I still want there to be  a show where Gronk and Ryan Lochte travel the country in a tiny RV, Road Rules/Simple Life style. I would watch the shit out of it. 

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Bring back Mark!

Definitely latex. 

This is how I feel too. I would love to get off to gorgeous people doing dirty stuff to each other, but anytime a performer who isn’t lily white is in a scene, it’s always incredibly problematic, not just in the title, but often in the scene itself. I don’t get off on racial exploitation. If someone has recs for…

Jesus Johnny, stop posting on here. It’s getting embarrassing.

Why isn’t that dude in jail? I thought he was in jail?

A-Rod is really leaning into this whole frumpy, middle aged, dad thing, huh?

I thought we were still on murder hornets?

Me neither and I’m not upset about it. 

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Olive Loaf Strong

On one hand, hotels only carrying products designed for white bodies is a perfect example of a microaggression, that even if only a minor annoyance, would probably mean a lot to a lot of black people if it were rectified.  

The resemblance is more pronounced when she was a little kid. They’re super cute.

I mentor in a drama program for high schoolers, and ever 5 years are so, there’s one kid who is just amazingly talented compared to their peers, but also an entitled, obnoxious person, who none of the other kids want to deal with. Their parents always are either incredible enablers who allow their kids to walk all…

Did Kristen Bell murder your puppy in front of you or something? Why are you shitting on her all the time for being what appears to be a decent person???

I’m in Madrona, so I have a pretty good view of downtown, and I’ve seen the same small, prop, plane fly past three times now. Someone’s up to something.

wHY dOEsn’T he JuST gO baCK to WHerE hE caME frOm IF hE dOEsn’T LiKE iT hERe???

I’m in Seattle, and while I don’t believe we have mercenary contractors here (unless you count the fucking Proud Boys who are LARPing as mercenaries), I agree the most unnerving part of this has been the constant airtraffic circling the city. There has been a police helicopter hovering over downtown for the last 6…

Where does it open?