Couple of brewskis oughtta knock that right out.

And she’s 44???

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

$150,000/month?

Mary Magdalene would have had an OnlyFans.

I get what you’re saying, but that’s a *really* bad example. The immense difference between organised religion and movie making is that Hollywood doesn’t present itself as a bastion (and, indeed, source) of morality. Nobody in Hollywood has ever claimed that you have to be a member of it’s congregation to *be* a…

obviously you are not practicing enough!

I’ve been practicing bisexuality for years, but still can’t seem to crack the top 100 bisexualers. It’s okay, though, because bisexualing is less about winning and more about personal accomplishment and raising money for charity.

It’s her name name, like Mary Alice. 

Finally a more famous trans-person than Caitlin Jenner who can be a better representation for the trans community. Caitlin has done a terrible job and even supported trump, Elliot is a way better spokesperson.

So two people are in a relationship actively enjoying each other’s company and quarantining responsibly during a pandemic? Good i hope they continue to do this- although I’m curious about just how healthy your’s are Joan assuming any potential romantic partner hasn’t run for the hills after seeing how much of a…

it’s always january 20, 2021 somewhere

Yeah. But the My Pillow guy also included a set of his Giza Dream Sheets and Carson said it was the most comfortable near death experience he ever had.

Asking you to provide a list of things that would make good gifts for you and your husband is asking you to do the emotional labor of caring and being interested that your in-laws could, and don’t, do.

Well, when I’m looking for ‘manly men’, the cover of Vogue is definitely my first choice.

I binged all the seasons available on Netflix this year and the egregious use of passionfruit is what struck me personally. Mango is at least a change... 

“For the connections.”

Remember that one time noted legal scholar Jeffery Toobin yanked his crank on a Zoom by “accident” and scandalized a New Yorker election simulation?

“will miss my colleagues”

BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON!!!