Most people find them relaxing. You can see progress as you go, it’s something to do with your hands, you can watch TV at the same time, it’s not that different than knitting, hand quilting, cross stitching, or other types of crafting as far as how it stimulates your brain.

The only people fucking right now are couples who already live together but don’t have any kids. I can tell you for sure that nobody with children is even looking at each other right now, let alone boning. 

Every word after “Woman” in that headline is a new horror show. Good gravy.

If you are prone to second hand embarrassment so bad it causes you massive anxiety, DO NOT CLICK ONTHE LAST LINK!! Holy fuck Lilly Singh, that shit is embarrassing. My heart is never going to beat normally again.

Potatoes, and sweet potatoes for that matter, are also stupid easy to grow on your own. You don’t even have to have a yard, just put them on the balcony or in a windowsill. Buy a bag of potatoes, let a few of them start to sprout, and then cut them up so that each chunk has a little bit of growth coming out of it.…

What about Brandanaquitz?

Nobody wants Marshall no more. 

Not that bad, the worst thing that’s ever happened to humanity. Po-tay-to, po-yah-to.

I’ll see your Russel Crowe in Les Miserables, and raise you a Pierce Brosnan in Mamma Mia. Woof. 

Maybe she has her confused with Jane Austen, in which case I agree. The last thing this country needs right now are zombies.

Brooks is a professional hockey player, and Hough is a professional beard.

Trashy-ass people you would never invite over for dessert.

And why are all the half way decent Mexican restaurants in Ballard? It takes forever to get there from any other part of the city. There isn’t even good tex-mex here. Ir seems like everything good is upscale and $$$$, and everything that isn’t expensive sucks. Tacos Chukis is near my house which is decent, but it’s…

I had a friend in high school whose older brother started doing whippets, and he quickly started getting horrible brain and nerve damage from them, to the point of not being able to walk without a walker or crutches. At age 23. His parents went to his apartment and there were dozens of trash bags full of spent…

No, but in an effort to curb my nail biting which has gotten out of control, I have been giving myself manicures every couple of days. It’s helping.

Mayonnaise: For when you can’t handle the tangy zip, of Miracle Whip.

What. The. Fuck. 

But there IS irrefutable evidence that vaping makes you an insufferable person.

Is mojo code for cooties??