Those dresses are ugly and you should be glad you didn’t get one.

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I would actually say that women’s soccer is more entertaining to watch not just because the women’s team wins, but because the style of play is more entertaining. The men’s game tends to involve a lot of spreading the field, doing long passes back and forth between the defense and midfield until they think they can…

Disappointed to learn that Ja Rule has a team of workers pumping out masks and is not in fact, as I had first thought, personally hunched over a sewing machine at his dining table.

Sure. I think I used this recipe as a base, and I make it a little different every time depending on what’s in the fridge. I usually roast the corn too, but you don’t have to. You can even use frozen and it’s fine. I usually add paprika and cayenne, 1/4- 1/2 c Parmesan cheese, and cilantro instead of oregano. I’ve…

That reminds me of a different cooking story that wasn’t a disaster, but was funny. Before everyone started having kids, we had a group of friends who we would always rent a cabin or house with for the thanksgiving weekend. I don’t actually eat meat, but I’m the only one who knew how to cook a turkey, so I had been…

I wouldn’t recommend the V7. We have hardwood floors, and it sits too low to the floor to actually pick up anything but dust and hair. Did your kid throw a handful of Cheerios on the floor? Get out the broom, because the dyson will just push them around the floor without ever going over the top of them. Also, the 30…

I wouldn’t recommend the V7. We have hardwood floors, and it sits too low to the floor to actually pick up anything…

I did this just a few months ago. A couple times a month I make a huge batch of soup, and then that’s my lunch to take to work for the rest of the week. One of my favorites is a roasted corn soup that has poblano peppers, zucchini, shallots, cream, and a little parmesan cheese in it. I was just finishing cooking up a…

Psssst. That was almost 40 years ago.

Ew, have some respect and do it in the ocean. I don’t want to swim in your body goop this summer :P

I’d go to that funeral.

Luckily, my mother in law is actually very sweet for the most part, but she is the most nervous and emotional person I’ve ever met. My husband just thinks she’s perfect and walks on water, and will 100% choose her feelings over mine. 

I didn’t realize how much of a mama’s boy he was until we were married (because his mom lives on the other side of the world). Anytime he complains about our son being a mama’s boy I’m like”Ugh, he learned from the master.”

My husband and I don’t agree on who should get our son if something happened to both of us. My brother lives 30 minutes away, he and his wife have two kids, one the same age as my son, and we all see each other regularly, at least 1-2 times a month. We are who would get their two kids if something happened to them,…

I’m an infection prevention specialist, sub-specializing in surgical and procedural infection rates, but thanks for going off topic and ‘splaining it to me. I even said in my post they’re fine for the general public to use to keep asymptomatic, COVID positive people from unknowingly spreading disease through droplet…

Falafels with a siracha cream cheese, bed of spinach, tortilla, and avocado goddess dressing.

It’s sweet that everyone wants to help make masks, and I get why people want to do it, it helps them feel like their contributing in a situation where they feel impotent, but they’re not useful for hospitals. There’s too much variation in how they’re made for standardization, they don’t filter to a small enough micron…

I suppose you’re right. Damn hipsters ruin everything.

Sure, if you like hearing how Glen Beck is just misunderstood, and Trump how Trump is so much better than Killary, then I guess he’s more fun at parties than me. 

I’m really sinking into this melancholy thing and created a spotify playlist of just depressing songs to really lean into. Fiona Apple, Mazzy Star, and Lana del Ray already feature heavily. Looking forward to adding more Apple.