Unfortunately I don’t think this was a firmly held belief of hers that food doesn’t expire, she was just not very smart (despite being the director of a large department. She was eventually fired for incompetence). I had to be like Michelle, soy milk is just like dairy milk, once you open it you’ve really only got…

Oh my god, I used to have a coworker who was a really nice lady, but not the smartest. She had been getting sick regularly and throwing up and was going in for all sorts of testing, but nothing is turning up positive for anything.

Oh, you mean the time I spilled an entire tray of lasagna in the front seat of my car? That was a fun night.

You’re probably right, unfortunately. I had a really amazing english teacher my junior year that had “Question Authority” written across the top of her chalkboard, and had a “Banned Books” corner of her class that students could borrow. I’m guessing students in Alabama and Kentucky don’t get exposed to a lot of those…

To say nothing of how tacky it is to show up to church, half naked.

Yeah, the problem is there’s kids like you and me who looked up “banned books” and read every single one we could get our hands on, and then there are kids who only read if it’s assigned in English class. Those kids grow up to be adults who vote to ban books they’ve never read.

All of this. When you marry for money, you earn every cent, and Melanie is definitely earning her pennies.

Agreed. Season 1 of Riverdale was so great, but season two got stupid, season three is a shit show. They really need to bring back whoever the musical director for season one was, the music in that season really elevated things. 

Yes, it gets really fantastic after the first couple of episodes.

Correct answer: When the responding officer arrived at the scene, he took one look at Suzy and decided that based on her appearance she must have been asking for it. Based on this assumption, he never offered to collect a rape kit. He gathered no physical evidence, made one attempt to get a copy of the video from the…

Oh hi, Kathryn Lynn Davis. Glad you could make it to the comments section.

Back up. How come Rich is a voter for the RnR Hall of Fame?

Now everybody goes below. To take a bath, in one big tub, with soap all over scrub, scrub, scrub.

Goodnight Moon IS kind of Teri me. I much prefer Junket is Nice, if you want to read a book that makes you feel like you’re on mushrooms. 

A coworker of mine and her husband bought condos across the hall from each other.  They say they sleep in the same room like 99% of the time, but they have separate hang out spots. It’s also great when they have family visiting because there’s a whole separate bathroom and kitchen for guests to use and they don’t have…

It’s a total failure if it doesn’t.

I used to work in a mall, and a stored moved in across the hall from the store I worked at that had this gorgeous sweater that I coveted. It was an angora sweater with a hood, wood buttons at the shoulder, and the softest thing I’ve ever touched. I stalked that sweater, perusing through stores on my lunch breaks and…

It’s just because teenage boys are notorious slobs who don’t like the restrictive nature of real pants, right? Just let them be slobs. If they freeze, it’s their own fault.

I have the opposite problem in that my 3 year old son hates shorts. Wont wear them. We just got home from a vacation in South Padre Island where…

Not if you’re wearing tights. Tights are surprisingly warm, I’d say warmer than most office slacks because they’re not prone to having gusts of wind go straight up your pant leg. Especially if paired with boots. Way toastier than slacks.

For me it was soccer. We used to have to run line sprints and do burpees in between each set. I’m pretty sure my coach’s philosophy was “We aren’t the best team, but damnit, we’ll be the best conditioned.”