Seriously. Fuck burpees.

Based on this photo, not just white women, but tall, blonde, thin, white, women.  Hollywood REALLY embracing that fear of diversity.

I actually like doing V Ups and think they’re a great core exercise, but burpees can die in a fucking fire.

And even if he could, he doesn’t care. 

I definitely will make a cape. Not like a super hero cape, but like a winter cape. People should wear more capes, damnit. Capes are awesome.

Thanks! There was A LOT of YouTube tutorials involved, but none of them were on the same model car as ours, so there was a lot of trial and error involved.

Months ago, my husband lost his car keys, and when he had a locksmith come out and rekey the car, he decided to only rekey the steering column, since he can just use his fob to unlock the door and the locksmith wanted another $100 to do the door. A week ago the fob stopped working, and replacing the battery in the fob …

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I think for most nouveau rich people without any taste, dream house just translates to “really fucking big”, it doesn’t mean well designed or executed.

And then you throw in the seasonal variations and it’s just impossible to trust anyone else with making snacking decisions for you. My husband would never have picked up the box of boursin cheese filled gavottes crepes, but I did and they were AMAZING.

Because the selection is always changing, and you can’t expect an assistant barely making above minimum wage to make those type of tough decisions on the fly. 

That house is tacky and belongs on McMansion Hell.

Why would you buy anything, anywhere, other than Costco? Everything I have on today except my bra came from there.

I’m already writing the screenplay for both versions. I’m thinking the Hallmark one will be available for next Christmas. 

It is. It’s a terrible personality trait. Disney Adults are the weirdest.

It’s also what happens in the first 5 minutes of a horror movie. They had a 50/50 chance, could have gone either way, really.

Dude, this isn’t even a Grandma take. This is 100% accurate. The Lumineers are not Rock, they’re folk rock at best. One of their members only plays the cello for goodness sake. Imagine Dragons are pop rock, and while I don’t hate their music, it does all sound the same. Twenty One Pilots is a Blink 182 cover band.

This one is hard, because I loathe fast fashion and everything it represents, exploitation of labor, degradation of traditional skills, cheap construction, cheap materials, environmental pollution, and waste, but at the same time my mind keeps going to “they would be fine for $20". I guess that means they’re not…

The video is the sexiest wedding video I’ve ever seen, and the only one I’ve ever been glad I watched.

I love that the bottom of Ali’s wedding dress came off and became a mini skirt, and that Ashlyn’s tux came with tickets to the gun show, lol. What a fun wedding.