Thank you. She sullies the good name of Bethanys everywhere. I wouldn’t want her to be confused with one of us.

I don’t mean like BANGS, bangs, but just a tiny bit longer. I think he’s trying to keep it short because he has naturally curly hair and doesn’t like it? He looks much less like an alien when his hair is a little bit longer, and allowed to curl in front so that it’s not such blunt cut.

Then he should comb if farther.

How has no one told that man that he has a large forehead, and would benefit from a longer cut in front? Or to ditch the bowl cut, straight across look? How?

This is timely, as I spent my morning unclogging a bathroom sink that hasn’t been draining for months, and I just couldn’t take it anymore. Turns out my husband is a disgusting human being who trims his beard and then just washes everything down the sink. The sink stopper was FULL of little black beard hairs and soap…

This is timely, as I spent my morning unclogging a bathroom sink that hasn’t been draining for months, and I just…

No see, right there, that’s the problem with your method, because I still don’t know if you’re saying SeaWorld, or see-the-world, and it’s taking a lot of time to explain it.

Yes, definitely feline. Either leonine or panthera. 

“I always thought I had to be gay because all guys are evil but that’s not true”

That’s a very good description of what it looks like. And again, you’re awake the whole time!!!! AGHHHHHHHHH.

It’s terrifying. I don’t think people really grasp what happens when you get skin cancer, like not really. If you’re lucky and it’s small, a dermatologist will just cut a little small circle out and sew it closed. If you’re unlucky and it’s bigger than a pencil eraser, you get sent to the MOHS doctor. The MOHS doc,…

Like, pretty please with a cherry on top.

I used to work for a facial plastic surgeon who spent most of his day fixing the giant holes in people faces where skin cancers were removed. The worst were when someone’s nose or eyelids were involved.

One lady I remember really well had been a Playboy model in her much younger years, at the beginning of the…

“Prove” -wink, wink 😉 

It’s pnly 400 miles from where the ship sank to shore, so this is entirely plausible.

It was a South Korean show, Ryan Reynolds was on it.

I believe the real reason Paul Rudd knows so much about the Titanic, is that he was onboard when it sank and managed to make it into a lifeboat. Dude’s immortal.

I think I read an interview with him once where he was asked if he ever wanted to go back to practicing medicine again, and his response was basically fuck no, that being a doctor was terribly stressful, with terrible hours, and why would he go back to that when he basically gets to fuck around all day now? Don’t…

It’s based on a South Korean show, so not that far off, style wise.

No, but neither were those ugly ass Adidas slides we all wore in the late 90s, and these look like an updated, somehow uglier version of those.