I would watch the fuck out of this movie 

This smells like bullshit. Her insta says she’s a journalist for The Daily Beast. On Glassdoor, their average salary for a reporter is $75k (low of $59k, high of $89k). Let’s assume she makes the average. After taxes, 401k contribution of 10%, and paying for health insurance, her take home would be around $3700 a…

Haha, no, I live in the CD. 

I live in Seattle where there are almost no black people, and the white people are generally smart enough to use employ institutionalized racism, rather than overt racism. The only time I can remember someone I knew using the n-word as a pejorative in front of me was a Filipino coworker in traffic, calling a driver…

If you insist on singing along to songs that have the n-word in them, and your skin is melanin deficient, it is not that difficult to replace the n-word with another one. Any 2 syllable word will work, though bonus points for a double consonant in the middle. Give it a try. It’s fun.

Get rid of headsets but allow coaches to signal plays using baseball like hand signals. I want to see Bill Belichick gesticulation wildly on the sidelines touching his nose-ear-nose-nose-hoodie up-clipboard slam-clipboard slam-hoodie down-ball spike. 

You don’t need a headset when Jesus is calling the plays. #blessed 

“It’s amazing what can happen when an offense uses its best receiver to receive the ball instead of throw it on trick plays.”

Sure, they tested them. They bought 1 seat, said “Hey, this isn’t too bad with all this extra padding,” and never thought about how much closer the seats were going to be to each other. Real thinkers.

Yeah, that’s like the excuse you use when your parents get home early and catch you banging your boyfriend on the couch.

I think part of the pattern too has to do with control. Shitty men date women 20 years younger than them because they need to be in control, and similarly aged women are less likely to take their bullshit, but younger women don’t always have the life experience to see through that shit until they’re in a relationship…

Which is weird, because I think Juul is owned by the same company as Marlboro. You’d think they would have their shit together when it comes to lobbyists.

All of these “I love my vape” articles read like a parent using reverse psychology to keep their kids from smoking them.

“Hey honey, aren’t these vape pens dope and fresh? They’re really in fleek right? Do you guys still say fleek? Vape pens are in fleek.”

It’s working. I’ve never wanted to vape less.

You knew this wasn’t going to age well.

I believe it’s called The Shaggy Defense.

He looks terrible.

Imagine the stupid story they would have had to come up with if weed was legal in Texas. 

Maybe it’s just me, but I hate articles like this that spend so much time on setting the scene of where the interview is taking place. I literally do not care that when Jennifer Aniston arrived, there was a buzz of activity in the lobby because moments before a teetering cart full of luggage toppled gracelessly onto…

I wonder if most OB/GYN offices give immunizations on site, and if they did if it would increase compliance? When I was pregnant, my OB recommended I get both the flu shot and a Tdap, but didn’t actually provide them onsite. I had to go somewhere else, which as an extremely lazy (and even lazier when pregnant) person,…