This drives me crazy. I work at a hospital and am required to get a flu shot every year (already got mine on Monday). Occasionally, I get a cold that coincides with getting a flu shot. Sometimes I don’t. It’s true that for a short period of time after you get a flu shot, that your immune system is “distracted”,…

Ah, white women. We’re so good at forgiving the perpetrators of sexism and homophobia that harm us, as long as the systematic racism that maintains us is upheld. Thanks for sticking with the status quo Ellen. So helpful.

I’m not sure that “When we were designing the platform for our page we forgot that deaf people existed, and in the last 10 years we couldn’t be bothered fix it” is much better of an excuse for not having accessible videos.

They were just trying to provide Lori Laughlin some options for accessorizing her inevitable ankle monitor.

I always feel like I’m still in my early 20s, until I actually hang out with someone in their early 20s, and then I’m like Nope. Definitely 36.

I think it has more to do with him being English, than you being young. I barely know who he is and I’m 6 years older than you. The only song of his I know is this one, and it’s awful. I don’t get the hype.

They don’t have scan and go, but the costco by me now has 4 self serve checkout lines, which are almost always empty because most people just buy too much shit there to make checking it out yourself appealing. I only ever see people buying like 2 things go through it.

They don’t have scan and go, but the costco by me now has 4 self serve checkout lines, which are almost always empty…

I don’t know about this jackass in particular, but DOs can, in fact, be specialists. I work with a few OB/GYNs who are surgical DOs, and who are quite proficient at their job.

Nope, real. Who knew?

I appreciate how casually she says that her friends have a fashion line called Rodarte, like the same way I would say “My cousin’s friend, she sells Mary Kay.”

Why do guys who look like this think they’re entitled to as much pussy as they want?

Maybe it’s step 1 of Melania’s escape plan?

It’s not upcycling if you take a brand new, perfectly usable sandal, and turn it into hot garbage that makes it look like you got your foot caught in a diving flipper. Not okay.

Monica Lewinsky would never brag about being seen near the president. I think the Leopard is Omarosa.

This is like, the healthiest Lindsay has looked in a long time. Am I wrong here in thinking that maybe the kid is going to be okay?

No, but I have seen his penis and I forgot what we were talking about.

I don’t think it’s called retiring when you get fired, and nobody else wants to hire you.

This isn’t a new thing. I remember all the shit that Gabby Douglas got at the Olympics, mostly from older black women, for not having perfectly styled hair. Girl is doing a back flip on a piece of wood 4 inches wide and landing on one foot, who gives a fuck what her hair looks like?

The crazy thing is I’m a millennial. An older millennial, but definitely still a millennial. 

No it’s not. We’re talking about 2001, not 1951. I was 18 in 2001, and I remember going to a friend’s house after school and she wanted to watch this old Bing Crosby movie, “Holiday Inn”. Towards the end of the movie, there’s a minstrel show where all the performers are in blackface, and I remember even then, WAY…