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This is timely, as I spent my morning unclogging a bathroom sink that hasn’t been draining for months, and I just couldn’t take it anymore. Turns out my husband is a disgusting human being who trims his beard and then just washes everything down the sink. The sink stopper was FULL of little black beard hairs and soap

This is timely, as I spent my morning unclogging a bathroom sink that hasn’t been draining for months, and I just

No see, right there, that’s the problem with your method, because I still don’t know if you’re saying SeaWorld, or see-the-world, and it’s taking a lot of time to explain it.

Yes, definitely feline. Either leonine or panthera. 

“I always thought I had to be gay because all guys are evil but that’s not true”

That’s a very good description of what it looks like. And again, you’re awake the whole time!!!! AGHHHHHHHHH.

It’s terrifying. I don’t think people really grasp what happens when you get skin cancer, like not really. If you’re lucky and it’s small, a dermatologist will just cut a little small circle out and sew it closed. If you’re unlucky and it’s bigger than a pencil eraser, you get sent to the MOHS doctor. The MOHS doc,

Like, pretty please with a cherry on top.

I used to work for a facial plastic surgeon who spent most of his day fixing the giant holes in people faces where skin cancers were removed. The worst were when someone’s nose or eyelids were involved.

One lady I remember really well had been a Playboy model in her much younger years, at the beginning of the

“Prove” -wink, wink 😉 

It’s pnly 400 miles from where the ship sank to shore, so this is entirely plausible.

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It was a South Korean show, Ryan Reynolds was on it.

I believe the real reason Paul Rudd knows so much about the Titanic, is that he was onboard when it sank and managed to make it into a lifeboat. Dude’s immortal.

I think I read an interview with him once where he was asked if he ever wanted to go back to practicing medicine again, and his response was basically fuck no, that being a doctor was terribly stressful, with terrible hours, and why would he go back to that when he basically gets to fuck around all day now? Don’t

It’s based on a South Korean show, so not that far off, style wise.

No, but neither were those ugly ass Adidas slides we all wore in the late 90s, and these look like an updated, somehow uglier version of those.

I would watch the fuck out of this movie 

This smells like bullshit. Her insta says she’s a journalist for The Daily Beast. On Glassdoor, their average salary for a reporter is $75k (low of $59k, high of $89k). Let’s assume she makes the average. After taxes, 401k contribution of 10%, and paying for health insurance, her take home would be around $3700 a

Haha, no, I live in the CD. 

I live in Seattle where there are almost no black people, and the white people are generally smart enough to use employ institutionalized racism, rather than overt racism. The only time I can remember someone I knew using the n-word as a pejorative in front of me was a Filipino coworker in traffic, calling a driver