If you insist on singing along to songs that have the n-word in them, and your skin is melanin deficient, it is not that difficult to replace the n-word with another one. Any 2 syllable word will work, though bonus points for a double consonant in the middle. Give it a try. It’s fun.

Get rid of headsets but allow coaches to signal plays using baseball like hand signals. I want to see Bill Belichick gesticulation wildly on the sidelines touching his nose-ear-nose-nose-hoodie up-clipboard slam-clipboard slam-hoodie down-ball spike. 

You don’t need a headset when Jesus is calling the plays. #blessed 

“It’s amazing what can happen when an offense uses its best receiver to receive the ball instead of throw it on trick plays.”

Sure, they tested them. They bought 1 seat, said “Hey, this isn’t too bad with all this extra padding,” and never thought about how much closer the seats were going to be to each other. Real thinkers.

Yeah, that’s like the excuse you use when your parents get home early and catch you banging your boyfriend on the couch.

I think part of the pattern too has to do with control. Shitty men date women 20 years younger than them because they need to be in control, and similarly aged women are less likely to take their bullshit, but younger women don’t always have the life experience to see through that shit until they’re in a relationship…

Which is weird, because I think Juul is owned by the same company as Marlboro. You’d think they would have their shit together when it comes to lobbyists.

All of these “I love my vape” articles read like a parent using reverse psychology to keep their kids from smoking them.

“Hey honey, aren’t these vape pens dope and fresh? They’re really in fleek right? Do you guys still say fleek? Vape pens are in fleek.”

It’s working. I’ve never wanted to vape less.

You knew this wasn’t going to age well.

I believe it’s called The Shaggy Defense.

He looks terrible.

Imagine the stupid story they would have had to come up with if weed was legal in Texas. 

Maybe it’s just me, but I hate articles like this that spend so much time on setting the scene of where the interview is taking place. I literally do not care that when Jennifer Aniston arrived, there was a buzz of activity in the lobby because moments before a teetering cart full of luggage toppled gracelessly onto…

I wonder if most OB/GYN offices give immunizations on site, and if they did if it would increase compliance? When I was pregnant, my OB recommended I get both the flu shot and a Tdap, but didn’t actually provide them onsite. I had to go somewhere else, which as an extremely lazy (and even lazier when pregnant) person,…

This drives me crazy. I work at a hospital and am required to get a flu shot every year (already got mine on Monday). Occasionally, I get a cold that coincides with getting a flu shot. Sometimes I don’t. It’s true that for a short period of time after you get a flu shot, that your immune system is “distracted”,…

Ah, white women. We’re so good at forgiving the perpetrators of sexism and homophobia that harm us, as long as the systematic racism that maintains us is upheld. Thanks for sticking with the status quo Ellen. So helpful.

I’m not sure that “When we were designing the platform for our page we forgot that deaf people existed, and in the last 10 years we couldn’t be bothered fix it” is much better of an excuse for not having accessible videos.

They were just trying to provide Lori Laughlin some options for accessorizing her inevitable ankle monitor.